Pooning

Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning

Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door

by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025

pooming

The piss equivalent of cumming, but instead of semen, it's just piss. For those that enjoy giving Golden Showers. Someone in the act of performing a poom.

Jane: "I hope you drank plenty of water today"
John: "Don't worry, I'm about to.. Oh no, I'm pooming!" *proceeds to give Jane the Golden Shower she'd been waiting for all day*

by HistrionicX March 13, 2025

Pooning

When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.

Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.

by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025

Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.

"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place

by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025

Pooning

To defecate whilst mooning.

Jack and I was out last night pooning at all the girls that walked past.

by WMAS Big T May 24, 2025

pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.

1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.

by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025

Pooling

1. (Verb) Scrolling on a device so frequently and persistently that you seem almost like a zombie and a mushy pool of your brain may as well have formed around your head

2. (Noun) Someone who pools

1. Oh they're pooling so much today
1. I definitely pooled yesterday

2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler

by AtlasKiwi June 3, 2025