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police brutality

Police Brutality is lethal and unwarranted force against a civilian.
Police officers do usually get away with it with only minor fines.
Hank: Howdy Officer

Officer Daniels: Do you know why i pulled you over?

Hank: not really...why did you pull me over?

Officer Daniels: i smelled drugs

Hank: from 400 feet away in a enclosed vehicle?

Officer Daniels: your getting off topic

Hank: ok then..can i go now?

Officer Daniels: getting a attitude with me boy?

Hank:no..i just want answers

Officer Daniels: Sir get out of the vehicle

Hank: ok..let me get my id from the dash

Officer Daniels: GUN!!!!!

Hank: do what??

Officer Daniels: get on the ground now!!!!!!

hank im not doing anything heres my license!

*officer daniels hits hank with night stick several times*

Officer Daniels: there...now i feel better about my self.

Hank: i cant feel my arms!

Officer Daniels: too bad so sad :D

Hank: The Police Brutality!!
*officer drives off*
Hank: Oh Why me!! why did they release the rule allowing the officers to beat us law abiding citizens when ever they want!
by Suffery June 30, 2009
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police state

What America is becoming, thanks to the US PATRIOT act, whos name is pretty ironic.
FREEDOM IS EEEVIL YAALLL! GO BUSH!
- Authoritarian Republican
by Potato Reborn March 4, 2004
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haram police

a bunch of b.s. filled muslims whom choose to criticize, judge and put down other muslims on the internet or in real life.
Haram Police Officer: la ilaha illa allah, her ankles are showing. HARAM!
by littleredroze June 6, 2018
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Fuck the police

a term used by people that deal with the police and just really dont like them.
by Good Times Good Times August 11, 2003
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penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.
Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"
by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009
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panicked donkey

Someone who is afraid to commit to the person he's dating, and becomes panicky whenever things start to get serious in the relationship. The panicked donkey is known for his very wide eyes, and stubborn refusal to move.
Jack: Jill invited me to have dinner with her parents. I completely froze. I was such a panicked donkey.

Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!
by BayAreaBlondie March 15, 2008
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peniculus

The belly that hangs over the penis.
Made up by Joe Giulian on 12/22/04.
You have a large peniculus
by goooo December 22, 2004
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