Pokemon Go

The best exercise app ever. It gets people off their lazy asses so they can go outside. While the app has its faults, it is a very fun app.

Pokemon Go helped me get some good exercise. I even found an Onix!

by whatadickhead August 2, 2016

pokemon go and chill

It means that you are going to your local park to fuck behind the trees while playing Pokemon Go and trying to "spin-it for some pokeballs",

cause that eevee is way too far way, and you should have brought a portable battery charger...

Bob:"wanna go Pokemon Go and chill tonight?"

Alice:"no, mid terms coming up so...?"

Bob:"but I hear that I can Cubone your Cloyster if we go to the park right now!"
Alice:"fine, do you have some condoms?"

by PseudoRandomElectricalEngineer July 11, 2016

Pokemon Go

The reason why gamer nerds will get exposure to the needed sunlight much more often than usual. It will also contribute in fixing their muscle imbalance as before the game was released only the muscles of the hand were in proper workout (due to both intense gaming and masturbating sessions for known reasons).Despite such acclaimed advantages , they are doomed to more disadvantages which of course they won't consider it like that. As if the virtualization of their own rooms wasn't enough to damage their brains, now they have the ability to virtualize the strange and scary outer world. When you encounter them on the streets you will be amazed that they possess more knowledge than your recently updated google maps causing more suffering to your non-nerd soul.Number of casualties that are hit by a car, bitten by stray dogs or/and raped in a nearby shrub will increase dramatically.

Oh shit dude I think I will have a Pokemon paranoia until the hype of Pokemon Go is gone in around 8 months.

by 1Davex1 July 16, 2016

Pokemon Brick Bronze

the only good game roblox brings to the table. released who knows when, pokemon brick bronze was a game in roblox that was similar to most other pokemon games. after it shut down in 2018, most people just gave roblox up and vowed to never play it again.

*2017*
guy 1: hey have you played pokemon brick bronze on roblox?
guy 2: no but ill try it
*2 weeks later*
guy 1: so did you like it?
guy 2: hell yeah, i already have 7 gym badges!
guy 1: so im assuming you liked it?
guy 2: who wouldnt?
*fast forward to 2018*
guy 1: huh? where the hell is it?
guy 2: what are you talking about?
guy 1: pokemon brick is gone!
guy 2: see, this is why roblox sucks ass. want to go play minecraft instead?
guy 1: yeah, at minecraft will never die
guy 2: agreed, along with being the best video game ever!

by jamezviole December 7, 2020

Pokemon paranoia

The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.

"Hey, you playing Pokemon?"
"Not me..."
--Pokemon paranoia claims another victim

by markhenry64 July 14, 2016

Pokémon Species

a group of supernatural organisms consisting of similar individuals capable of exchanging genes or interbreeding.

Pokédex: Charizard the flame lizard Pokémon.

Professor: that's It's Pokémon Species.

by pseudonymPokémon19 July 19, 2016

Pokémon Creep

Usually male person over 30 who tries to reconnect with today's youth by starting random conversations about Pokémon GO. Often with a van parked behind them.

Jay (17): This creepy forty-something guy at the beach approached us and asked if he could show us his 290 CP Pidgeotto.
Cassandra (19): Yeah, malls and beaches have been full of Pokémon creeps lately. Kinda takes the fun out of catching them all...
Jay (17): I hear ya!

by Airsoul July 24, 2016