Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016

Planter's Ass

A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.

Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "

by Browning802 February 10, 2017

plaster fuck

When someone fucks the absolute shit out of someone until they explode.

Brendon, if you don't get your chin off my elbow I'm going to plaster fuck you.

by King Kong the nig nog July 2, 2017

planter

a girl who roots lots of boys

"yeah that emma chick is a planter, she's rooted 12 boys this year"

by getyetodson September 19, 2017

plaster of Paris

An old-fashioned bandage made in the French capital.

I am allergic to a lot of the chemicals used in modern band-aids, so I prefer to bandage a minor cut with a plaster of Paris.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

platte city

a place right next to the KCI airport that only cares about football when the band is far more superior

hey where’s platte city?
yo mamma know

by ——————— January 13, 2019

Patter dragon

Wanker, often referrers to himself as the patter dragon and enjoys deciding stuff for people

“Listen buddy, I’ll decide, I’m the patter dragon”

by Builtlikescott September 17, 2019