Phase

Used to describe a period in someone's life when they think they are "too cool" to hang out with their slightly stranger, scaldier yet better craic friends. More commonly known as "te phase". People tend to see the light at the end of "te phase" and return, whether by choice or simply due to the abuse they receive from their friends. "Te phase" is not something to be proud of. Those in it tend to care a lot about their image, getting lots of likes on their Facebook photos, and going to the 'cool' peoples' parties.

Note: "Scaldy" is a word to describe someone who does not care about how they look and often have poor personal hygiene. They usually do not brush their hair, have year old braids, and are no strangers to camping at festivals all through the summer. Scaldy is the opposite to being in "te phase".

Person 1: "Hey *insert name here*, you coming to the dinner party tonight with the music gang?"

Phasey Person: "Aw sorry I can't, I don't have enough money."

Person 2: "But it's only in my house, you won't need to be spending any money?"

Phasey Person: "...... Oh yeah .... Ehhh ..... Well to be honest I'm actually going out to a house party with my school friends....."

Person 2: "OH MY GOD!!! YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT RED-HANDED IN TE PHASE!"

Person 1: "Ughhh such a PHASE!!"

by focloir April 24, 2014

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Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a competitive video, board or other game in order to attempt to gain pussy, often to the disdain of other players.

*In the middle of intense Super Mario Strikers*
Real Man: Yo I'm about to strike a fucking goal on your side.
Horney Douchecunt: Wait gotta text from mah' bitch.
*Pussy Pause*
Real Man: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I WAS ABOUT TO STRIKE A GOAL!
Horney Douchecunt: Shut the fuck up I'm trying to fuck this ho.

by Play-Doh Plato September 29, 2010

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Slut Phase 2.0

Many women (and men) hit a phase later in adolescence wherein they value quantity rather than quality of their sexual liasons. This phase generally only lasts a year or two, but can be revived by a significant event later in life (i.e. bad beakup, divorce, graduate school, etc).

In Business School, everyone hits Slut Phase 2.0 -- this shit is BANANAS

by z.shoeman March 17, 2014

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preppy pause

A phenomenon of early '80s New Wave dance music (supposedly attractive to preppies of the era), where the song is interrupted by a moment or two of silence.

The Howard Jones song "Welcome to Conditioning" has a preppy pause.

by Tomte November 16, 2005

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