A pyramid scheme to separate liberal arts majors from their trust-fund allowance. The scheme relies on false promises of high ROI, social rank, beer and Rotel on Fridays, a prom night do-over, and a view of the top 2% of the narcissistic personality disorder spectrum, providing insight into the human condition.

The top of the scheme is dominated by prep school spawn that receive revenue from participants but make most of their money from contracting gigs pitched through their university press “publications.”

The second tier joins two unique groups, a group of smart top-tier candidates that serve as sexual partners, breeders, and ego fluffers to the top tier in hopes of moving up, and a group of sexed-out top tier members that do not have the physical looks sufficient for the promotional material. The second group, known as “Deans,” are generally considered outcasts within the top tier.

The bottom feeders are IT workers that chew up a staggering 20-30% of the revenue. As master con artists, this bottom group benefits the most via telecommuting agreements. Unnecessary equipment is bought from friends and placed where a row of cubicles would normally provide a habitat for revenue generators in most schemes. Some speculate the lights on the equipment blink hypnotically and subdue higher tiers before being easily outsourced to the cloud. This group garners additional revenue from “work@home” side gigs which fund spiritual retreats on the California coast and drug-gorged orgies.
Yeah I got suckered at a California business school. I blew 80k and my junk grew a second head.
by UnderemployedMBA March 01, 2011
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used to describe women who, in any other scenario would be considered a "5" (out of 10). Because of their captive audience (business school men) and the disproportionately low number of women in business school in general, and even lower proportion of single women to single men in business school, they generally attract levels of attention previously unfathomable (in the "real" world).
Q: "Is she hot or business school hot?"

A: "Well, considering her average to slightly above average looks, she is most definitely business school hot."

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BlueDevil1: "Dude, I was just in New York for interviews and realized that we are in a b-school bubble in Durham!"

BlueDevil2: "What do you mean?"

BlueDevil1: "That First Year, you know, the 'hot' one from D-Mods?"

BlueDevil2: "Yea?"

BlueDevil1: "She's not REALLY hot, just business school hot."

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A pyramid scheme to separate well educated liberal arts majors from their trust-fund allowance. The scheme relies on false promises of high ROI, social rank, beer and Rotel on Fridays, a prom night do-over, and a view of the top 2% of the narcissistic personality disorder spectrum, providing insight into the human condition.

The top of pyramid is dominated by prep school spawn with low likeability. They live on a revenue stream from participants, but make most of their money from contracting gigs pitched through their university press “publications.”

The second tier joins two unique groups, a group of smart top-tier candidates that serve as sexual partners, breeders, and ego fluffers to the top tier in hopes of moving up, and a group of sexed-out top tier members that do not have the physical looks sufficient for the promotional material. Known as “Deans,” they are considered outcasts in the top tier circles.

The bottom feeders are IT workers that chew up a staggering 20-30% of the revenue. As master con artists, this bottom group benefits the most via telecommuting arrangements. Unnecessary equipment is bought from friends and placed where a row of cubicles would actually provide a habitat for revenue generators in most schemes. Some speculate the lights on the equipment blink hypnotically and subdue higher tiers. This group garners additional revenue from “work@home” side gigs which fund spiritual retreats on the California coast and bottom-shelf gorged orgies.
Yeah I got suckered at a Bay Area business school. I blew 80k and my junk grew a second head.
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The school is not diversed I couldn’t name one white student who attends king Solomon. It’s a very bait secondary school and is all ready in serious trouble with police and the government it self.
They’ve had parents beat up other children who attend the school, because the pickneys can’t fight for them self
King Solomon international business school is one of the baitest schools in Birmingham
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A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!
by Twiggybloke February 04, 2011
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