Trout pasty

A woman who suffers badly from Thrush so her pasty (vagina) smells of fish which has a hard crusty look to it!

Tracy couldnt wear enough perfume to cover the aroma rising from her trout pasty

by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017

Nasty pasty

Means ur an absolute dick

Hey he's a eidiot

Yes he's a nasty pasty

by swyr07 June 30, 2019

Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.

Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!

by JackFrogs December 9, 2021

Pastries

Girls who try to appear "normal" and without eating disorders by always ordering cakes and dessert in a restaurant or cafe. Notice that they never really eat very much, just putting tiny amounts on the fork or spoon to give the illusion that they're eating. When others leave for a moment the rest of the pastry is disposed of somewhere nearby.

Alice is such a "pastries", a fraud who pretends to eat but is just jerking everyone around. She's really seriously ill.

by Shardgirl March 8, 2011

pastrami poon

A girl's snatch that's so worn out and ravaged it looks something like a pastrami sandwich.

Man, a train must have run through that thing. It's naught but pastrami poon now =(

by _sean December 7, 2006

Patryk

The most awesome, smart, talented guy in the universe. Every person in relationship with him is a lucky unicorn. He loves to talk a lot, so you sometimes need to be patient. He may seem a little harsh sometimes but it's just because he's protecting his pecious heart. He loves videogames, books, mythology, dogs, food, basketball and being a genuinely a good person. You have to be careful not to betray or hurt him, though. He does not forgive and forget easily, but when he loves, he loves to the fullest.

Patryk is a great guy, even though he talks so much!
Omg, you're so lucky to be engaged to Patryk.
Aren't you jealous that Patryk is his best friend?

by Muszki November 22, 2021

pastrami flaps

The term used to describe a woman's labia where the outer lips are very dark - nearing purple / black while the inner lips are bright pink. Thus looking just like a slice of Pastrami.

The old bitch had the worst pastrami flaps I've every seen!

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006