Pake

A small under intelligent person. Usually nervous all the time.

Dont be a Pake man

by Nullats April 14, 2017

Pakeha male

Mostly murderers and rapists.
They like to rape and strangle Swedish tourists.
Pay to have sex with under-age boys and girls.
They work during the day, and go home to fuck their daughters who is kept under the house with her 12 children which have never seen daylight.
They drink in pubs and drive home drunk, some will hit children off their bikes while driving over bridges and not informing police.

Pakeha male is a wolf in sheeps clothing.
Never leave them alone with your children

by toptip1 November 9, 2009

Whore Parent

A parent who insists on dropping their whore child off in the student parking lot at any high school instead of waddling their ass to the parent pick up where they belong.

The whore parent in the Land Rover busted shit through the student parking lot like it was nobody's business and stopped in an intersection so her tubby bitch kid could haul ass to first period and ended up getting owned by the Senior in his new H3.

by Seamus Gibbons December 16, 2006

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

pake

1. Noun: Ejaculatory fluid (cum).
2. Verb: To ejaculate.

1. After intercourse, there was pake all over the back seat.
2. Richard paked all over Emily's skirt.

by Chase Cheffe August 14, 2007

Papenhausen

A standard unit of sarcasm.

Jerry's sentences typically include at least 3.2 Papenhausens.

by WordGuru827 December 15, 2009

parenitis

Like Senioritis, only worse. Strikes usually half way through the summer after coming home from college to live with your folks for four tortuous months. Symptoms include wearing headphones to block out excessive parental noise, spending your days 24/7 at work or at a friend's house, suddenly becoming introverted, or living entirely in your bedroom, just to escape from the phenomenon of parents wishing to speak to you about the most random shit.

Mom: "Honey, can you mow the lawn?"

Son: "......"

Father: "I think he's got parenitis."

by benlen August 22, 2011