Mustard

A mixture of one's urine and feces.

Man, I'd like to eat her mustard.

by footlicker April 12, 2011

mustard

Bold in the sense of bad. Edgy and difficult, bad. Used in Northern Ireland

That wee boy is just mustard.

by AidanG September 6, 2005

mustard

rake yohn HATES mustard

MUSTARD!!..SUICIDE
listen to GnarKill's MUSTARD MAN song

by Kristina March 22, 2004

Muff Mustard

The stuff you have to wash off your face after you’ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If you don't understand that see fanny batter

I had to wipe her muff mustard off my face so I could answer the door.

by Phil Taylor April 3, 2006

masturdbate

Masturdbate - The act of pleasuring ones self while on the toilet, having a bowel movement.

Man, I masturdbated and accidentally got feces and semen all over the wall

by JackMalice November 7, 2010

Mustard

British slang, originating from Pilsley, Derbyshire: A weak expletive which shares both its definition and conventions of use with the word bastard. Originally, "mustard" was used to refer to a child born out of wedlock, but through a process of semantic broadening, it is now mostly used as a general pejorative term. It can be used both as a noun (see example one) and an adjectival intensifier (see example two). The word bastard is used in precisely the same way. As an antidote to your ignorance, other examples of intensifiers are: fucking, bloody, chuffing, sodding, etc.

Example one: My phone's such a mustard; the autocorrect feature has made a fool of me yet again.

Example two: Arghh, my mustard phone has caused me ridicule!

by Coconut Noggin. March 24, 2012

Mustard

A "code" word for sexual intercourse, sexual appetite, male ejaculate, female ejaculate, all things good! Sometimes we even use it in context, its just simply mustard.

I could tell all night when I was out at the bar, this sweet girl who was looking me up and down was ready for the mustard.

After working twelve hours today at work, the only thing I could think about was the mustard and 8 hours of sleep.

Can't have these brots without the mustard!

Oh, She can get the mustard!

"Did you have a good day?" Oh yeah I got that mustard!

In context when people start catching on we use variations of the word like mustaahhhhh.

by Griff McGriffton April 30, 2010