Monoethylamine

A colorless, horrible ingredient used in some detergents that burns skin when in liquid form and explodes when it comes into contact with air in gaseous form

Don't drink that shit bro! It's full of Monoethylamine!

by DJ Magic Narwhal May 7, 2013

monopoly hoe

A female willing to perform sexually explicit acts with randoms, but only in the form of a game.

Guy- " My friends asked if you wanted to go upstairs and have a gang-bang."

Monopoly Hoe- " I'm not into that sort of thing."

Guy- " How about if we play 'Jizz on a biscuit'?"

Monopoly Hoe- " Alrite, I'll meet you guys upstairs."

by Guy Person January 30, 2014

Monopolyed

It's the act of flipping a board game board because you're losing; origin-when you lost everything during a monopoly game to another opponent you'd flipped the board game in a fit of anger

*flips board*
Douchebag-yo bro you just monopolyed the board

by Ummmmm05 May 12, 2014

Monomemer

A poster on social media who reposts the identical meme excessively and/or repeatedly to the point that it is considered spam. (adj. monomemic)

Jack3tball7 was such an irritating monomemer that I blocked him, because his rude, repeating meme was eating up too much space in the thread.

by Great Grape Ape June 15, 2014

monoheteroconformity

An elaboration of heteronormative, means that only monogamous heterosexual relationships are permitted, the 'mono' part could be dropped for those practicing single vs. plural gender combinations &/or 'matri' (marriage) can be entered before or between parts (below) for an ecclesiastical &/or nationalist tone

Portmantaeu of mono (single) + heterosexual) + conformity (restricted variety or freedom).

Jeez, it's now the 21st century but plenty of olde & dusty (read 'dirty') institutions, some dating millennia back, are still insisting that monoheteroconformity is the only way to live decently

by AmboNec July 28, 2014

monolex

n. A single word. Very much self-defining. Easy to do in german.

adj. (monolexic) To have a single word accumulating all definitions of a subject without being an issued title.

-The monolex for monolex is monolex.

-Is there a monolexic definition for "to repair or reanimate without necessary tools"? -Improvise.

-What is the monolex of Hillary Clinton? -Democrat.

by BaTycoon June 3, 2016

Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.

Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.

by Sociophage May 28, 2016