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Minecraft Michael

Cool ass dude who has his own yotube channel. He will play games such as Doom, Black Ops 3, and Battlefield in the background. But will describe in great detail the functions of minecraft.
"Yo did you see Minecraft Michael latest video?"
by Thatoneguy420yolo November 3, 2016
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Minecraft 1.8 PvP

The most popular and objectively superior version of Minecraft PvP. Cause carpal tunnel if you're a sweat.
The boy ate a... Minecraft 1.8 PvP.
by floofd December 22, 2020
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Minecraft kid

Kate: I love the Minecraft Kid
Francesca: IKR he’s so hot
by masonthemissile November 11, 2022
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Minecraft

A game where you pop up in a big square world, punch some trees, jump into caves, and make a big wooden house. This game is known to defy the laws of physics (dirt in a square block, etc...)
by GoatDestroyer138 July 23, 2015
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Super Minecraft Kid

A very obnoxious 11-year-old racist homophobe who swears and screams so much he could break glass. He does these shitty animation done with MS Paint where his black history teacher gives him in an F and tries to kill him in Minecraft because according to SMK, if you die in Minecraft you die in real life. Later in the series, he meets Steve, Jwm321, and Chica (whom he has a crush on). His main vocabulary is: Minecraft, Diamonds, Fuck, Nigger, Nintendo, Ripoff, Call of Duty, Zelda, Mario, Fnaf, Five Night at Freddy's. If some video he would say the same insults one million times in a row, like in his MLP rant he said poppy face for eternity. He says the dumbest things that even severely thick headed people would say like: Minecraft is the first game ever made, Zelda is a ripoff of Minecraft, Super Smash Bros is a ripoff of Call of Duty, or that Megaman is a ripoff of Halo. Thankfully, in one of his videos it says FlourtownBrown while he is playing Mineplex for the whole video. If you look up FlourtownBrown you find his real channel. He is really 13 and not a retarded raging 11-year-old Minefag dumbass named Michael. According to FlourtownBrown on Reddit, SMK was inspired by Mariotehplummer and SammyClassicSonicFan. He soon retired his trolling by making up a story saying that SMK got grounded and can never make another video again. Someone will take his place eventually.
Guy 1: I saw this raging kid screaming and my ears were fucking bleeding.
Guy 2: He must be autistic.
Guy 1: Don't call him autistic. That would be an insult to all autistic people.
Guy 2: Is this kid Super Minecraft Kid?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Oh, I once jerked of to him while seeing children get rapped and puppies dying.
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Minecraft

Minecraft is an awesome game. Buy it or your genitalia will fall off and then you will die.
Social Person: Dude you need help, you cant play Minecraft for 100s of hours being so unsocial.

Minecraft Addict: What, only 100s I surpassed 1000 hours months ago.

Social Person: Okay come with me NOW you need a psychiatrist.

Minecraft Addict: WAIT NO PLEASE I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MINECRAFT IN MY BLOODSTREAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Rio6969 June 7, 2011
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