micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015

micro dickism

When you play a cell phone game and spend tons of money on it to be good and bully people in that said game. But is a pussy in real life and suffer from small pee pee syndrome

Rok in last war struggle with micro dickism because they hate there real life micro penis.

by Keldawg5 December 28, 2024

Micro-squirrel

A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.

She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.

by Michelvis August 01, 2017

micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 28, 2010

Micro mini pimp

It is a pimp not a assistant pimp but just a pimp that is under 4 foot tall

Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her

by $dan2rich March 02, 2021

micro venue

A very small venue. Too small for regular ceremonies. Commonly for people who want to hide the fact that they have no friends.

Lonely Johnny's wedding looked packed at the micro venue!

by Coca cola 22222222 July 27, 2019

Micro Trigger

When you are triggered but not triggered
(You are a little triggered but not triggered enough to be triggered

“He is so micro triggered

by IAMDAKONGNOW June 27, 2018