Long-term meth users have a drug-induced psychosis that leads them to believe they are fine, drop-dead gorgeous, the best looking person around while in fact they look exceedingly tore back, sucked up, roadmapped, shipwrecked, and butterfaced.
Their many bleeding scabs are only surpassed by their ten years out of date hairstyles and clothes. Women look in the meth mirror and spend hours doing their make up thinking that they look like a star. The meth mirror is a delusion, a state of mind.
Tweaker: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" (Preens, showing decaying teeth).
Their many bleeding scabs are only surpassed by their ten years out of date hairstyles and clothes. Women look in the meth mirror and spend hours doing their make up thinking that they look like a star. The meth mirror is a delusion, a state of mind.
Tweaker: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" (Preens, showing decaying teeth).
Everytime Joce looked in the meth mirror, she thought she was a fine mother-fucker when in fact she looked like a lab-experiment squirrel.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'
'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?
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When someone smiles at you and has no upper front teeth. Typically accompanied by sun wrinkles and long stringy hair. These attributes are often associated with the side effects of excessive use of Methamphetamines.
by Raymond Black March 23, 2010
Get the Meth Mouth mug.A nick-name to describe Vermillion County, Illinois. Especially the City of Danville and it's surrounding areas. Aptly named due to the fact that you cannot go more than 100 yards without being near a meth lab.
John: Have you seen Jane since her trip down to Meth Valley?
Joe: No, but I heard she lost 50 pounds and most of her teeth.
Joe: No, but I heard she lost 50 pounds and most of her teeth.
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Get the Meth Valley mug.some one who cooks crank in shitty labs like trailers and hunting cabins. usually a hillbilly or mexican. Hillbillys
are distinguished by their cowboy hats, sunglasses, cowboy boots, and usually balding. usually spun on their own shit
may have a few meth sores.
are distinguished by their cowboy hats, sunglasses, cowboy boots, and usually balding. usually spun on their own shit
may have a few meth sores.
" hey man whats up with that guy i see every few days in the hardware store, hes always buying chemicals like drain cleaner, m.e.k, starting fluid, lithium batteries, and suddefed."
"well look at his hat, boots, and glasses, and with a shopping
list like that I'd say he's a meth cook."
"and did you see the guy driving him around, his car is a 1980's brown volvo with dents in the sides."
"well look at his hat, boots, and glasses, and with a shopping
list like that I'd say he's a meth cook."
"and did you see the guy driving him around, his car is a 1980's brown volvo with dents in the sides."
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Get the meth cook mug.An extremely dangerous drug that has been sweeping the nation. Will leave you extremely addicted and craving more. Causes hallucinations (Bugs crawling in and out of your skin, causing you to peel it), annorexia, teeth to fall out, and many more horrible side effects for a small high.
Never do methamphetamine. It will kill you or worse, turn you into a walking corpse. Stay away from it.
by andrew Dolan October 1, 2005
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