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methylphenidater 

methylphenidater

a) an offensive term for a person who abuses methylphenidate

b) an offensive/coolidiculous (depending on the situation) term for a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed methylphenidate.
boy: Mandy, i heard you are a methylphenidater, is it true?

Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
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methylphenidater 

a) an offensive term for a person who abuses/takes Ritalin without a prescription

b) a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed Ritalin.
boy: Mandy, i heard you are a methylphenidater, is it true?

Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
methylphenidater by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2013
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Methylphenidate 

The most common form of stimulant used to treat ADHD (Attention Deficit hyperactivity Disorder)
It is sold under the brand name Ritalin and Concerta; which comes in many different dosages depending on your circumstances
Methylphenidate was first made in 1944, and was identified as a stimulant in 1954
Methylphenidate by nedkelly70 October 12, 2020

methylphenidate 

most people from the ignorant masses methylphenidate under its generic, ubiquitous, name instead of opening an organic chemistry book

Methylphenidate 

Ice. It gets the job done.

It’ll get the job done. 👍

(The beauty of chemistry.)
Nothing like Methylphenidate.

methylphenidate 

the non vox populi name for Ritalin
teacher: does anyone know what the common name for methylphenidate is?

student: i think it's Ritalin, i mean the non vox populi name of the drug you mentioned.

teacher: correct.
methylphenidate by Uncle Dimma August 29, 2013

methylphenidate 

teacher: does anyone know what the common name for methylphenidate is?

student: i think it's Ritalin
methylphenidate by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2013