methylphenidater

a) an offensive term for a person who abuses methylphenidate

b) an offensive/coolidiculous (depending on the situation) term for a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed methylphenidate.
boy: Mandy, i heard you are a methylphenidater, is it true?

Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
by Sexydimma May 25, 2014
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a) an offensive term for a person who abuses/takes Ritalin without a prescription

b) a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed Ritalin.
boy: Mandy, i heard you are a methylphenidater, is it true?

Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
by Sexydimma December 29, 2014
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