MILF

mum i would like to FUCK

hughs mum is such a MILF

by hugh55565456 January 8, 2009

Melfi

An extremely hot person, male or female

a female or male hotter than a 7

by Theresa January 13, 2005

MILF Island

Fantasy Island where 13 year-old boys are accosted and milfellated under palm trees on the beach by fit, horny 30-something moms.

A reality TV show planned on 30 Rock.

Man, I've been working hard for the last year. I need a one-way ticket to MILF Island.

by carbonatedcsf August 2, 2009

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

A woman who's body isn't wrecked by giving birth.

Kid #1: Hey man what's up..
Kid #2: Nothin man thinkin about how hot your mom is.
Kid #1: That's gross dude what the hell. She's my mom!
Kid #2: Yeah she's also a MILF.
Kid #1: MILF?
Kid #2: Huh? I said I want some milk... yeah...

by Bluntslide October 16, 2008

MILF

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck

Sandra Day O'Connor and Janet Reno are such a MILF!

by The Real Izzy May 21, 2006

Milf

mother i'd like to f*ck

he has a milf for a mom; her mom is a milf

by mandy lee May 6, 2008

milf

mother id like to fuck.

well, britney spears for instance is americans milf

by duker00lz May 16, 2006