McDonalds

An infamoes restraunt located in all corners of the world where people eat, get fat, sue for thousands of dollars, and then use that money to eat more McDonalds.

I'm going to eat at McDonalds, get fat, and then sue them. Then I'll be able to afford more food McDonalds! I hear they just invented the quadruple double-quarter pounder!!

McDonalds by Kyle February 16, 2005

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chopped mcdonalds

unbelieveably stupid. so stupid unbelieveably is spelt wrong.

Evan, you are absolute chopped mcdonalds! Why would you do that?!

chopped mcdonalds by dicedmcdonalds August 27, 2018

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National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day

December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.

Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!

Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!

National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day by Levi the G December 10, 2019

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McDonald fries

Noun.
McDonalds Fries are potato strips that have been deep fried and have a flavor thats simply to die for.

Adjective.
Describing a food item in an equivalent way as to describe something as "awesome sauce"

(noun ex.) Person: want fries?
Me: Nah fuck that, unless they're McDonald fries.

(Adj. ex.) Me: Man, this steak is McD fries

McDonald fries by MiloIsDope May 17, 2017