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Mcdonalds apple pies

The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.
Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.
Mcdonalds apple pies by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

mcdonald dad 

a dad who thinks he is fulfilling all his parental duties by taking his estranged offspring to McDonald's on a saturday/sunday afternoon for a parental visit.
just look at him, he ai'nt a proper dad he's one of those mcdonald dad's
mcdonald dad by b@il69 July 2, 2009

Ronald McDonald 

A gay clown who makes out with little boys. Known to fart in public. One day will be fatter than China. He likes eating teenage women. Loves dolls!
Ronald McDonald by TEEKNS December 28, 2005

McDonalds 

An infamoes restraunt located in all corners of the world where people eat, get fat, sue for thousands of dollars, and then use that money to eat more McDonalds.
I'm going to eat at McDonalds, get fat, and then sue them. Then I'll be able to afford more food McDonalds! I hear they just invented the quadruple double-quarter pounder!!
McDonalds by Kyle February 16, 2005

chopped mcdonalds 

unbelieveably stupid. so stupid unbelieveably is spelt wrong.
Evan, you are absolute chopped mcdonalds! Why would you do that?!

National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day 

December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.
Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!

Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!