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Like my Status

The worst possible use of facebook. Used by people who have the need to know how much people like them. Also used to confirm that people actually have friends.
"Like my status and i'll tell you the truth"
*Catherine liked you status
"I don't really know you catherine but you seem cool"
Like my Status by dman447 October 22, 2011
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Like a Glove 

A phrase shouted in a British accent upon completion of a satisfactory parking job.
*After parallel parking* "Like A Glove!!!"

like new money 

something that is or looks new & crisp
That suit is looking like new money
like new money by Horsefan August 29, 2009

like a whore in a candy shop 

a description that is used to thrown off friends because it means nothing
guy 1: dude that dog is walkin kinda funny
guy 2: yeah like a whore in a candy shop

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth 

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen
Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish 

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."