Lawson

A surname of Anglo-American origin, usually belonging to a family living in the northern United States. A Lawson will share extremist right-wing views, support the NRA, and tend to be a bit on the heavier side.

I'm looking to buy a gun, so maybe Mr. Lawson will give me some pointers.

by Man of Wang January 13, 2021

twat lamps

Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.

Also known as twat lanterns.

There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps

by fatmarrow November 21, 2010

flesh lamps

The immediate aura that surrounds a bare chested women on first taking in the experience....

I saw Kaly’s flesh lamps.... nice

by Themaxx64 January 20, 2018

In-laws

Proof that hell on earth exists

In-laws are a nasty side effect of marriage

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 8, 2021

ex in-laws

Ex in laws mean: when one family are separate, ( if ur parents decied to get divorce; the family of the wife won't get a exra family of the husband. )

My best friends, parents had decied to divorces, so i won't have a new brother or sister ( ex in-laws)

by Little_Spiderman April 22, 2016

lawks

A combination of both lol & awks: Used in situations in which something is both incredibly funny and awkward.

Jason ran into his ugly ex the other day and she said she still fancied a root. Lawks.

by Stef-Man November 9, 2010

Lawson

n. the completed action of saying something completely retarded

studies show that a Lawson in any given classroom reduces the collective IQ of all its inhabitants by an average of 36 points.

example:
"LOL if you are a ghost can you have sex with girls???"

"dude...that was such a Lawson"

by puhpuhpuhpeeeter July 29, 2008