cock knocker

somebody who bounces a dick like a fat chick with a chicken wing.

Man that bitch is a cock knocker; look at the way she suck a brotha off. damn, damn, damn.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002

Cock knocker

In short words, are really hott guy who likes this slut

Dru Akison is such a fucking Cock Knocker

by too_sexxxy_4_you January 24, 2004

The Irish Door Knocker

The act of pulling your pants down, letting your balls hang and slapping them back and forth repeatedly hitting each leg.

Steve and I were hanging out the other day and then he decided to whip out The Irish Door Knocker, fuckin' weirdo.

by somethingstupid March 15, 2010

foot knocker

When someone tries to take off someone else's bathing suit top with their feet.

"Oh my god!He just tried to foot knocker me!"

"Ew, what a perv!"

by fhdakfjkl June 12, 2008

cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas October 24, 2008

cube knocker

A co-worker that comes over and knocks on the side of your cube, desk or overhead compartment to get your attention.

I would like Dave more if he wasn't a chronic cube knocker. Can't he just say my name or start talking to get my attention?

by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009

flobber-knocker

writing object which displays awesomeness in the form of sented sparkles in any sent...ANY SENT

(i mean anything you can dream of, it's a flobber-knocker)

gravy sented, spray paint sent, big toe sent, nail polish sent, hair spray sent, expo marker sent, dust sent, flobber-knocker, etc.

by Bodascious Flip-Flop November 29, 2010