scientologist soup kitchen

A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.

"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"

"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."

by eze in the Durty South February 12, 2009

my drunk kitchen

My drunk kitchen, an entertaining show on YouTube hosted by the talented gorgeous Hannah Hart, she gets intoxicated with other youtubers or by her self and cook meals from her book, which y'all should buy. The best YouTube show ever.

Did you see hannah hart make taccos on My Drunk kitchen ???

by Optimistic Banana January 9, 2015

post punk kitchen

Groovy gravy vegan cooking show hosted by Terry Romero and Isa Moskowitz Shown on public access TV in Brooklyn. They usually have a band chopping vegetables on the show.

Isa has written 3 cookbooks, Vegan with a Vengance, Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World and Veganomicon (with Terry)

On the Post Punk Kitchen, you are shown how to make delicious dishes.

by I Exterminate Daleks February 25, 2008

dirty soup kitchen

A dirty soup kitchen occurs when a bunch of hobos have sex in a new red Prius which is just a soup kitchen what makes it dirty is when they have anal and one guy shits or has a bluewaffle and leaves the fluid all over the seats.

God dammit honey you can't leave your car unlocked if you do it again you have to clean up the dirty soup kitchen in your car.

by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 22, 2015

Bed Kitchen

A bed that is stimulatiously used to sleep and also eat in. With half the the bed for sleeping and the other half filled with food stuffs.

"Honey, I was wondering if it was okay if we stayed in tonight, and watched Smallville in my bed kitchen".

by Violetrose1984 July 23, 2010

Alabama Soup Kitchen

Having anal sex with a girl, and then vomiting on her back at the point of climax. Be prepared to exit quickly after doing this.

I gave that dirty whore an Alabama Soup Kitchen for making me pay her twice what she's worth.

by techninja April 29, 2010

predators of the kitchen

those heathens which feed upon your forgotten feasts

can't go to bed until i secure the left overs from the predators of the kitchen.

by BPB 562 January 16, 2009