Kippers

The word which should be shouted as you wrong foot any opposition player in a competitive sport. This should help humiliate the player further as you leave him standing on the spot.

"You just got kippered" , "KIPPERS!"

by Martin Loader December 28, 2007

twat keeper

a bitch..usually a stupid hoe

Your a scandilous sloppy twat keeper

by misskiss December 6, 2004

Tickle The Kipper

To tickle ones kipper means to give a boy a hand job.

Jesse: i saw you with that dude last night, what happened?
Ellen: oh you know the usual
Jesse: youu tickle the kipper?
Ellen: ohh yeaaa

by Jokes4ufolks October 1, 2009

kopperstad

When someone pretends to be "fucked up"

Dude, Steve pulled a major kopperstad at my house the other night, he was acting wasted after three beers.

by Sean December 8, 2004

keipert-stack

1. Wad of cash which is randomly arranged.
2. Chaotic strap of cash.

I'm not counting that keipert-stack til you straighten that shit out.

by billwill March 7, 2007

keuper

an extremely attractive younger lover

girl one- "jamie looks happpy"
girl two- "yeah, thats cause shes got a keuper now"
girl one- "oh my god i so want one!"

by nameless123 June 25, 2008

Keiper

n.

A location specific measurement of time defined as 90 days in Shanghai.

How long was your last trip?
It was 0.15 keipers.

by shan1212 May 28, 2018