Kippered

When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.

"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."

by MoneyGString May 7, 2017

Kippered

An act of sabotage, commonly as a practical joke and mischievous rather than malicious in nature. Originating from the practice of placing a kipper in a hot place such as, a car's exhaust manifold to create a bad smell.

"I bet John will be half way up the M1 before he realises he's been kippered".

by Purley Squire September 5, 2013

Kippered

Commonly used in Glasgow; to kipper someone is to call on them or try to gain their attention and then deliberately ignore them once they react to your request.

Kippered that cunt a belter man

Kippered a dullyin.

by Bar-L Young Team October 22, 2004

Kippered

To be Kippered you must have something go against you or something bad happens on your behalf.

I got kippered there!,
You kippered me

by J.Mrson April 28, 2009

Kippered

UK English. Drunk, high, hungover or generally messed up in anyway. Injured.

Man I feel kippered tonight.

I got well kippered last night.

by MrKipper October 9, 2020

Kippered

The bloke who is the butt of a practical joke

“Marc was kippered by Gary today”

by BigBoy200 October 23, 2019

Kippered it

When someone passes away, usually succombing to a gain of your own.

"Im loaded now man!"
"How come?"
"My Nans just kippered it and she was rolling in the money."

by liaaaaaaaaam August 20, 2009