johnathan

an asshole

"dude, Johnathan is such an asshole, I've tried to help her through her problems but she is ruining my fucking life!" -some jellie roleplayer

by not twisty :p December 27, 2021

Joshina

Fag

Joshina is a mega fag.

by tye timateo January 17, 2022

Johnathan Faraday

Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.

What's a Johnathan Faraday?
- only the best human in the world.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 18, 2022

Joshina

Joshina is Hindu Girl name which means - "Moon Light; Loveable"

According to the numerology value 4, Joshina is Stable, Calm, home loving, detail oriented, obedient, trustworthy, logical, active, organized, responsible and trustworthy.

Name Joshina is usually blessed with amazing management skills. Joshina is very good at summarizing the scattered documents, tackling complicated situations and handling problems with patience. You can't dispute or argue with Joshina thanks to the super reasoning power Joshina has.

Numerology 4 makes Joshina very patient, trustworthy and reliable. Joshina is proud but not arrogant. Joshina can make great achievements in life given the loyal nature and immense knowledge.

Joshina is a lovely girl.

by arlosandy January 20, 2022

johnathinacus

A legendary hero with a massive peins blade that can destroy anyone or anything it touches he is also know as the legendary thot slayer "penis man"

We need the help of johnathinacus to destroy that bitch Miranda

by Dark magican January 31, 2022

Johnathan

If you were to ever come across a johnathan you should befriend them right away! Though shy and awkward at times he is one of the best friends you could ever have! From his goofy personality to his amazingly random talents a Johnathan is sure to make your life better! Sassy attitudes, to fun and games over time you find that he always has a big personality! Loving his hobbies like cars, shoes, guitars, watches, etc. He is a master of his crafts!

A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!

"Hey what do you call a fake noodle?!"
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*

I love you goober♡

by Spacedace23 February 12, 2022

joshan

the first man i feel i properly loved, like romantic shit. when im with you theres never any force of emotions, even sitting in silence on call is so relaxing and you never question you just laugh with me. secretly, i want to hold you tight because i know you carry a heavy bag, you're too good for this world, to kind, too honest, too funny and too understanding, thank you for just exsisting, just being in the right place and time to meet you. i love you, sorry it'll be a little while till you know. just know you're so much smarter than you believe and you bring a beautiful comfortable ray of light along with you, you're so adorable. -pasta

you know joshan?
the one that wants to fuck a pokemon?

by tinnopasta February 15, 2022