Infert

A fart inside you. Most people confuse this with gas or indigestion. It is actually you farting inside yourself.

Sean - "What was that noise"

Andrew - "Sorry man, I inferted"

Sean - "Infert?"

Andrew - "Yeah...look is up on Urban Dictionary."

by Captain Duder February 6, 2009

Insertation

Insertation the word retards use when they dont know the word insertion

The guy doesnt know the word insertion so he says insertation

by Perkasination July 10, 2019

intertwined asshole

when you intertwine your fingers of both hands and shove them up a girls ass while she trys to shove her own two fists down her mouth, im a faggot for writing this

things were really heating up last night until my girl told me she want an intertwined asshole. i was shocked but i gave it to her

by maxandad1 February 22, 2011

Invert

A girl who is so ugly that she gets uglier as you become more intoxicated, rather than becoming more attractive.

-Dude, I'm gonna drink until she's pretty
-I don't think it will work. She's definitely an invert.

by chevynut14 January 12, 2010

insertion point

A word often used by Mrs. Bean, commonly refering the point in between her legs.

Now class, observe as this man sticks his joy-stick into my insertion point.

by Raphael. November 27, 2006

iNert

The state of being so engrossed in one's device (iPhone, iPad or equivalent) that one remains oblivious to all surrounding activity and communication and to the social norms that once governed them. Accordingly, the Law of iNertia states that a person engaged with his or her device will remain so engaged, regardless of any forces acting upon them to achieve a change of state. (The Law of iNertia thus operates contrary to the Law of Inertia, according to which a body at rest will remain at rest and a body in motion will continue moving with a constant velocity unless acted upon by an external non zero force.)

"Hon, did you ask Mike to take out the trash?"

"Yeah, but he was iNert. I'll try after dinner."

by FitofPeak July 27, 2014

inpertinent

concentrated on a single area or subject or into a short time; very thorough or vigorously relating to the thing that is being thought about or discussed

It is very inpertinent that you transfer me to John.

by William J. Hersey May 19, 2016