The now debunked theory that if you give an infinite number of monkeies an infinite number of typewriters, they will reproduce the works of Shakespeare, possibly Steinbeck, Tom Clancy, and the source code to Windows.
"It has been theorized that an infinite number of monkeys banging on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually reproduce the written works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this is not true." ~Kurt Vonnegut
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A hella cut guy with red hair that she be known as the face of Free time. He's not fake, more like the realist person you"ll ever know. You always get a smile out of watching his videos and livestreams.
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He's not bald, he has an infinistache!
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1. A win situation.
2. A result where everyone is tied for first place, thus everybody wins.
1. A win situation.
2. A result where everyone is tied for first place, thus everybody wins.
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Friend 1 : Hey man can i bum a smoke? I'll hit you up later.
Friend 2 : Man, the fuck you will, everyone knows your an infinibum!
Friend 2 : Man, the fuck you will, everyone knows your an infinibum!
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