The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.
Customer walks in Lowe's:
"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"
Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!
"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"
Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!
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Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Here's an example of the important one syndrome used in a real life situation.
Asshole: hey you! Get your ass off the fucking chair! You gotta put the heavy bucket of bolts in my car, I'm too tired to put it in my car.
Person: what the fuck is it to you asshole? You're telling me you can't do a difficult task yourself, but you're asking me to do it for you?
Asshole: are we lazy old Chinese women so slow that we get yelled at by some American to get the fuck out of the way?
Person: no?
Asshole: THEN DO THE FUCKING DIFFICULT TASK I TELL YOU TO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Person: fine.
The next day
Asshole: Hey you! Stop doing what you're doing and help me wipe my car clean. There's no time for looking at some news about video game pedophilia winning the war.
Person: For the past couple of days, you've been telling me what to do, while you're sitting on your lazy ass doing nothing but watching me suffer as I do things that you can't do.
Asshole: But I never take advantage of you, boy.
Person: BULLSHIT!!! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE I HAVE THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME! GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RENT MONEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! CAUSE THE IMPORTANT ONE IS LEAVING YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS!
Asshole: but...
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO THINGS YOURSELF YOU SELFISH FUCK! AND DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OTHER PEOPLE EVER AGAIN, CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING THEM THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME AS WELL! FUCK YOU! *leaves*
Asshole: Important one syndrome?
Asshole: hey you! Get your ass off the fucking chair! You gotta put the heavy bucket of bolts in my car, I'm too tired to put it in my car.
Person: what the fuck is it to you asshole? You're telling me you can't do a difficult task yourself, but you're asking me to do it for you?
Asshole: are we lazy old Chinese women so slow that we get yelled at by some American to get the fuck out of the way?
Person: no?
Asshole: THEN DO THE FUCKING DIFFICULT TASK I TELL YOU TO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Person: fine.
The next day
Asshole: Hey you! Stop doing what you're doing and help me wipe my car clean. There's no time for looking at some news about video game pedophilia winning the war.
Person: For the past couple of days, you've been telling me what to do, while you're sitting on your lazy ass doing nothing but watching me suffer as I do things that you can't do.
Asshole: But I never take advantage of you, boy.
Person: BULLSHIT!!! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE I HAVE THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME! GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RENT MONEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! CAUSE THE IMPORTANT ONE IS LEAVING YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS!
Asshole: but...
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO THINGS YOURSELF YOU SELFISH FUCK! AND DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OTHER PEOPLE EVER AGAIN, CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING THEM THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME AS WELL! FUCK YOU! *leaves*
Asshole: Important one syndrome?
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Simply put, going beyond the impossible is when one decides to, say, make a giant robot several hundred thousand light years tall. Yes, I am referencing Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
This can also apply to going Gatling guns akimbo, playing "Sweet Child of Mine" with one's teeth, and even a functional, simultaneous One Man Band.
Of fucking course.
Simply put, going beyond the impossible is when one decides to, say, make a giant robot several hundred thousand light years tall. Yes, I am referencing Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
This can also apply to going Gatling guns akimbo, playing "Sweet Child of Mine" with one's teeth, and even a functional, simultaneous One Man Band.
Of fucking course.
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