The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.
by QkweenLaQueefa March 14, 2017
 Get the Ianmug.
Get the Ianmug.  Get the Ianmug.
Get the Ianmug. Lmao tiny dick, Latino with no life. Probably plays fortnite all day and has no solo wins. No girlfriend, and would probably drink your vomit for $5.
by Yomomgaylol May 21, 2018
 Get the Ianmug.
Get the Ianmug. Ian is what you name your kid when you can’t think of anything else. It doesn’t make sense. Most of the time, if someone named Ian has a sibling, their name might be Hennessy.
by 😎🤡🤡🤡 October 15, 2019
 Get the Ianmug.
Get the Ianmug. not the most intelligent and pretty dumb, known to have some sort of autism but he is funny and slow
"Ian are you slow
by ugly bugly December 20, 2018
 Get the Ianmug.
Get the Ianmug. Ian is a cute not really hot guy. He’s almsot identical to Charlie pith and is really tall. Ian is presumed smart but hangs out assholes. So um yah the end
by Lonelygurl614 May 28, 2018
 Get the Ianmug.
Get the Ianmug.