Ian

The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.

"Dammit, Ian stole my man again," said everyone.

by QkweenLaQueefa March 14, 2017

Ian

Ian is what you name your kid when you can’t think of anything else. It doesn’t make sense. Most of the time, if someone named Ian has a sibling, their name might be Hennessy.

“Ian is not a good name”

by 😎🤡🤡🤡 October 15, 2019

Ian

A fagot with long curly hair who suck dick in his history class

This homo is a ian

by zSavvy May 9, 2019

Ian

gay

Ian is gay.

by TaywhoreWrong June 11, 2019

Ian

Lmao tiny dick, Latino with no life. Probably plays fortnite all day and has no solo wins. No girlfriend, and would probably drink your vomit for $5.

Yo mom gay lol

Ian

by Yomomgaylol May 21, 2018

Ian

He is insane about girls.he loves talking about girls.he usually talks about how good they look mostly the lower part

That’s so Ian

by Mhhh343 July 25, 2019

Ian

If ones name is Ian you know for a fact, he is destined to be bald

Mother: oh look our new baby boy!
Dad: he looks like an Ian to me!
Mother:*ends husbands life*
Mother: what a moron

by Urmumgaylol101 October 28, 2019