hammer move 

sexual manuver in which a man has a woman in the infamous pile driver position so her genitalia and anus are facing the ceiling. Before inserting his penis into the womans vagina, the man tucks both of his testicles into the ass-hole of the woman being hammer moved. The man proceeds to have intercourse with the woman, all the while his balls are nestled in her turd splitter. After the man is finished, for it to be considered a TRUE hammer move, he will remove his penis and slowly pull away from the woman, stretching his balls until they pop out of her ass. As soon as this is achieved, the man must utter the legendary words "boo-yah."

Mr. Shmuckatelli: "Hey, baby, I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level... tonight, you're getting the hammer move."

Mrs. Shmuckatelli: "lets get to going..."

hammer move by G. Ridley June 16, 2008

hammer time

Hammer time means hanging out with your girl while lying to your boys about it, or getting owned by your girl and having to hang out with her instead of your boys.

Asad: ok guys ill be back I gotta go to the store.
Syed: Yea right, HAMMER TIME!!!!
Nadeem: Yea man I gotta go to the store too, ill be back in 15 minutes.
Fasih: HAHAHAHAHA

2 hours later...

Syed: Those bitches are getting owned right now

hammer time by Longshot B-Hatti March 11, 2008

Hammer Spin

The act of inserting your penis into an anus, using your penis as a pivot point, then spinning around in a clockwise motion.

John: "Kyle I heard you Hammer Spin'd Lois."

Kyle: " That I did John, that I did..."

Hammer Spin by JohnnyHungLow April 27, 2009

hammer off some hot drops 

ejaculate, the changing of the male 'oil'

dave wanted and needed to hammer off some hot drops!

hammer off some hot drops by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

hammer stoned 

When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.

Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"

Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"

Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."

hammer stoned by ask-two April 5, 2011

Hammer dancing

Replaceable slang for "crowd killing", the act of violently moshing on cowardly show goers.

Franklin was hammer dancing so hard he knocked jimmy out, that fucking coward.

Hammer dancing by wombxwrecker April 22, 2016

Hammer throw 

When you bang a girl on their period, pull the tampon out by the string, whirl it around and throw it against the wall.

I met a girl last night, she had her period so I showed her the hammer throw.

Hammer throw by Bucktooth legend March 15, 2022