Hammer the Job

To masturbate/have a wank/spank the plank.

“ Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “

by Maccamore February 14, 2021

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Gallagher's Hammer

The name of your penis when you are boob fucking a chick with your dick.

My girl's boobs had jizz all over it when I was done using gallagher's hammer.

by SweetJC6464 February 6, 2014

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Hammer space is the place where anime girls get their weapons from (normally, as the name suggests, hammers). This term was coined probably because anime-watchers were always wondering where on earth the girls carry their huge mallets or hammers. They seem to appear out of nowhere...well, that nowhere is Hammer Space!

With an enraged look in her eyes, she reached back behind herself and pulled a giant mallet out of Hammer Space, then started to beat the perpetrator unrelentingly.

by Ziddity May 13, 2006

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Meat-Hammer

Usually in reference to an abnormaly large penis with a large circumference.

"All I remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the Meat-Hammer pummeled my interior!"

by Matty D November 22, 2004

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Bird Hammer

A violent sexual act between a male and a female whereby the male places his arm around the head of the female, shapes his fingers into bird or sock puppet like manner, inserts his hand or “Bird” into the naughty bit of the female and finally knees his elbow ferociously to induce a hammer effect.

Whilst the bird hammer has come into trend in the recent years many believe it originates from Auguste Rodin’s “The Thinker”.

“Yo, dog what’s the go with that girl you’re dating?” “G-unit, I can’t take her seriously I bird hammered her on the second date..” *Lolz* *Hi 5*

“I can’t believe she dumped you!” “Don’t worry, I gave her the bird hammered her throughout the breakup sex” *Lolz* *Hi 5*

by Robbie Blaze August 24, 2011

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