Butterfly

Where one sits on top of a closed toilet seat and poops leaving two but cheek prints in a poo puddle resembling a butterfly.

Hugo: What the f** have you done Peter!
Peter: I did a butterfly

by Stimbrone October 6, 2021

butterfly kisses

The female version of NAMBLA. Don't let the innocent-sounding name fool you, they advance basically the same agenda as NAMBLA: Equal rights for pedophiles. Although, statistically speaking, female pedophiles are something of a rarity, so Butterfly Kisses probably isn't as big a threat to common sense as NAMBLA is. Still, most logical people will abhor pedophilia, and as such they will look down on any organization that promotes such behavior.

Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I don't think that's a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children don't understand sex in the slightest, so they can't really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.

Person A: "Say, what's Butterfly Kisses? Sounds like a touchy-feely New Age thing."

Person B: "They're female pedophiles seeking equal rights, despite the fact that it contradicts the law and society's moral standards."

Person A: "They're humans too, they deserve the same rights as everyone else."

Person B: "They DO enjoy those rights, but fucking kids isn't one of them. That's deplorable. The child would undoubtedly be hurt and confused afterwards. Hell, a good number of serial killers were raped or had sexual advances made on them as kids and cited it as a mitigating factor in their killings."

by Mephianse July 31, 2008

butterfly

the best stroke in the world! <swimming>
you year-arounders out there know what im talking about
:)

swimming
butterfly

by swimlvr July 23, 2011

Butterfly Kiss

Placing one's puckered butthole against someone else's face. First, spread your butt cheeks so as to fully expose the butthole. Next, slowly place the butthole up against someone's face. Finally, let go of the butt cheeks, so that they slap the person's face and flutter like a butterfly's wings.

Danny gave Alfredo several butterfly kisses while he was sleeping last night.

by Dumpy Del Negro September 1, 2013

butterfly (female)

An unattractive woman who is in a temporary state of desirability and tries to have sex with as many attractive men as she can before her desirability fades away.

G: Look at that woman OMG I think that's my future wife!
OG: You'd better be attracted to more than her looks G, she's a butterfly (female).

by theauthormarkwilkins May 7, 2018

Butterfly Effect

1. The theory that everything that happens must happen; that you can't save one thing without destroying something else. Coming from the idea of a butterfly caught in a spider's web. You can't save the butterfly without killing the spider (through violence or starvation).
(Also personified in the more popular saying, "Live and Let Die")
2. ... Also the name of a movie that portrays the previous definition. Er, I think. I haven't actually seen it. Is it any good? Excuse me if I don't hold my breath...

Stopping the bombing of Hiroshima would most likely have the butterfly effect that would have costed a multitude more lives.
(Please excuse the politically incorrect referance. My most heart-felt apologies go out to anyone particularly connected the the incident portrayed in this example.)

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

vomiting butterfly

When you cum on a chicks butthole but, not inside. Then you squish the buttcheeks together and then spread them appart and observe your beautiful vommitting butterfly.

Nick gave violet a vomiting butterfly cause bitch was spending his mother f*ing money.

by Niceapples November 12, 2009