Grammar Gorilla

Like a grammar nazi or a grammar butthole but constantly gets corrections wrong because he/she is a retard

Person A: your never getting to the zoo in time!
Grammar Gorilla: its youre* i think you'll find

by Liam Gual December 11, 2010

Grammar

Something that totally be not well done in definition of this which is grammar, along with also most of internet as accomplice as well. Do not confuse with spelling, which is done be correct in this.

"I haz good gramarz" -- internet prodigy

"Poor tongue, god bless his Grammar." --Sensible human being, in reply.

by yosheek June 19, 2011

Decent Grammar

Something no one in America has.

You have decent grammar

by Green Coffee April 19, 2018

law graduate

Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.

Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.

Oh, that’s a law graduate now! Not a lawyer though.

by Lawgraduate April 14, 2019

Auckland Grammar

A boys school which is very strict. You are seen on your phone and Mr Morton will have it for a instant week. Mr Doolan is the best teacher. Mr O'Connor is a scary guy, who haunts us during assembly at 9AM. Good school with good history. Tryhards are A-H and H-P are the real cool kids.

AGS STUDENT 2020

That must be AGS / Auckland Grammar School

by Joan Van Niekerk June 22, 2020

Grammar Holocaust

When someone goes out their way to correct everything you do outside of text errors. Goes as far as pronunciation, word usage and proper ways to use slang terms

Guy: Ay man, that party last night was off the hook!

Captain Killjoy: No, its "Hey", the party was "great", and that "man" has a name you know!

Guy: You see, this is why I piss in your apple juice faithfully every week. Take me in for another grammar holocaust and I'm leaving your proper ass home next time.

grammar douche ass-hat

by Mc Mondo Michaels September 1, 2011

Gladman

A frantastic name to carry. Speaks of high intelligence, patience, humour, success, and superb pelvic thrusting abilities. Also an enriched dancer; incorportating corresponding arm and foot movements (including but not limited to fist and side pumping) designed to excite those who are in near proximity. Most likely to live in Ohio near a large lakey region, then potentially moving closer to a city, but still residing in Ohio.

Not able to replace; never able to forget.

"Everybody, do the Gladman!"

"Hey man where'd you learn to do the pelvic thrust so well??" "I learned it from a Gladman!"

by Fairy Duster April 27, 2012