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Vagina Gnome

A little gnome that lives inside a girl or woman's vagina. Responsible for cramps, one's period, and other female problems. Will occasionally bite a man's junk. Very aggressive creatures, though not as bad as the other gnomes living in our world. Vagina gnomes also have cool english names in general. Not just your average gnome.
Meme: "Urgh, I feel no sexual appetite, and my uterus feels like its falling out."

LKPRS: "Hmm, you must have a active vagina gnome! what is his name??"
by LKpineapplerayofsunshine May 19, 2010
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gnome sayin

How black people say " you now what I'm saying" but you will never ever know what someone is saying if they say gnome sayin.
BP: Gnome sayin? WP: Uhhmm yea sure man. WP to WP@2: What the fuck did he say ?
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
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gnome cheese

Okay, this takes some explaining.
1. First of all, take the world 'homeboy' then old-peopleize it, and a middle-aged hippy would change it slowly into home-cheese. So. Instead of saying 'home-cheese' we can now say 'gnome cheese'.
2. Cheese made by a gnome.
Will- "WuzzAAAAp Gnome Cheese???"
Mrs. B- "William I AM YOUR TEACHER, FOR GOD'S SAKE"
Will- "I know, I was talkin' to Nick. He's my gnome cheese."
Nick- (Cracking up, falls out of chair with laughter)

Will's mom- "I got some great new Goat Cheese at the store."
Will- "You know what's eighty times better for you than Goat cheese??? Gnome cheese."
Will's mom- "What???"
Will="Gnome cheese. Cheese, made by a gnome. It's packed with dairy and the balls are usually rolled in nuts. Gnome cheese is packed with antioxidants."
by JRFan August 1, 2007
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Chrome Gnome

Mover of chrome. Thru thick or thin, sleet or snow, the the Gnome will move his chrome. Supplier of shiny round things. Never on time but always shows. Short, stout and not understandable. Speaks some sort of foriegn language. AKA the Troll. Owned by John, Controlled by many....
Has the Troll left yet? Where's the Troll? He left a long time ago. Is the Troll in the van? Where's my stuff?
Did he write it in the book? Chrome Gnome is a new AKA the Troll
by Joe (Joe Mamma) August 9, 2006
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hops genommen

"hops genommen" ist der ehrenwerteste Konter-Spruch den ein Mensch jemals aussprechen kann.
Es ist zu beachten, dass diese starke Wortlaut erst als letzte Option in betracht gezogen werden sollte, da es meist zu Ohnmächtigkeit oder Herzversagen führen kann.

Auch bekannt als die Steigerung von "SIKE"
*deine Cousine liebkost, jetzt ist sie schwanger und du bist abgehauen*

Da wurde jemand wohl ordentlich hops genommen.
by xX_DerHopsNehmendeBoss_Xx July 31, 2020
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Gnomechaun

A cross between a gnome and a leprechaun. Often has red hair, choppy dialect, and hot sisters.
Chop is such a gnomechaun.
Wow, you are such a gnomechaun.
by P Dub September 16, 2004
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Geometry

Fucking stupid. Just another way for teachers to torture people and make them look stupid.

Synonyms:
Stupid
Dumb
Torture
1: You are probably here because you are taking this fucking class
2: Geometry is often taught by ugly, gray-haired men or women. Soon they will die of old age and we will be free of the communist people who make us learn it.
3: A geometry class is a good place to take an hour long nap.
4: Just plain fucking stupid.
by СукаБлять February 26, 2015
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