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Spengmeister General

The epitome of an absolute speng. A collosal speng.
Rich: Leon's not in today because kicked a solid car park bollard to see if it was hollow.
Jamie: Absolute Spengmeister General, right there.
by Founder's Dining Whore December 14, 2016
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Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing
Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad
by rockthisway December 15, 2016
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Keyboard General

Any person who constantly advocates for the use of Military Force against any country that might be a threat to the USA. This person always posts memes or links calling for Military force or the actual use of Military Force. Yet when questioned this person inevitably has never been in the Military or has any plans for enlisting in any branch of the Military. When asked why they have never served or or when they plan to enlist, the Keyboard General will make up all sorts of asinine excuses why they cannot enlist or did not serve. They are basically cowards hiding behind their monitor and keyboards
"... Although Jerry was all for Military intervention in the Middle East in his posts, he was nothing more then a KEYBOARD GENERAL when it came to actually serving in the Military.."
by Spectre Eelman April 17, 2017
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Unclaimed Generation

The generation which aren’t 90s kids, don’t relate to the 2000s kids but are far from the jake paul generation. Kid born from October 2002 to April 2004(no earlier or later) aren’t claimed by the older generation but are to distant too the younger generation. They know all the 2000s kids trends yet they’re unclaimed. So here you are you little nickers, you’re just your own generation.
My sister was born in July of 2003, she’s splat bang in the middle of the unclaimed generation.
by vinesdeadhun June 22, 2018
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Ur generation cause frustration

Literally the worst insult in all the cosmos insults like "ur mom gay" or "ur grandpap a trap" literally cannot compare to this. When this insult is said, it's receiver is no longer worthy of life nor death. He is completely erased from existence.
Mark: Hey Jake, guess what
Jake: What?
Mark: ur granny tranny
Jake: well, ur sister a mister
Mark: no u
Jake: ur familly tree LGBT
Mark: ur generation cause frustration
Jake:*instantly gets stuck by lighting*
by SneakyMouse098 March 26, 2018
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dollar general

When someone is referred to as dollar general it means you live in the same neighborhood. You live close together, same hood.
She's dollar general, my homie, lives on the block.
by Rozzysed November 30, 2021
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Brexit geezer

A "brexit geezer" is a British man who enjoys drinking alcohol, watching football and being at the pub. Brexit geezers are usually 35-60 years old.
HOW THEY GOT THEIR NAME
The word "brexit" comes from the time where Great Britain was no longer part of Europe. They are named "brexit geezers" because they wanted Great Britain to be a separate country.
The word "geezer" is a slang word for "man."
THE BREXIT GEEZER NAMES
Brexit geezers usually have typical, middle-aged, British man like: Bill, Dave, Terry, Steve etc.

A BREXIT GEEZER'S FAMILY
Most of the time, they have a wife that's usually a "facebook mum" and his kids may be "chavs" or "roadmen."
A BREXIT GEEZER'S PERSONALITY
We are going to split the average "brexit geezer" personality into two halves, pros and cons.
PROS
• Good old chap
• Always has time for a pint
• Passionate (about their favourite football team).
• Proud (of their country).
CONS
• Racist
• Homophobic
• Sleezy
• Scruffy
• Slob
• Lazy
THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FIND OUT MORE INFO ABOUT "BREXIT GEEZERS"
1. Listen to the wonderful song "day in the life of a true brexit geezer"
2. Visit a local pub and try to have a deep, meaningful conversation with one
3. Google up "brexit geezer" and have a good look at their appearance
4. Google some questions about "brexit geezers" and find out more facts
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!
"I'm married to a Brexit Geezer, he's lovely!"
by rosepetalsx September 22, 2023
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