Fake News

News devoid of or loosely associated with fact which is intended for the general public. Fake news is generated at the behest of a public or private institution for whatever reason.
Guy: Did you hear about the GOP Flying Pizza Monster? They say it's coming to soak up all our oil!! What we will do bro?!!?
Other Guy: Man, that's just fake news, get a hold of yourself and do some research.
by rockthisway December 16, 2016
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Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing
Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad
by rockthisway December 16, 2016
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Flash Fucked

To fuck a girl so fast and hard that her pussy gapes open and resembles an Arby's sandwich.
Hey bro I just flash fucked Tiffany last night. She will never be the same.
by rockthisway December 16, 2016
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