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Head’s on a fritz

On the fritz” is an idiom used to refer to something that is not working correctly, acting strangely or malfunctioning.
My head’s on a fritz
by not a friend of mine June 11, 2021
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fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.
I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!
by Anti November 17, 2004
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Fritz

a meat product that u can only buy in adelaide

a feral meat that looks like dog meat
I feel like eating some fritz
by Haura Lez Hore Daughter December 7, 2003
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frith

the act of inserting something large up the anal passage Example: A cricket bat handle or a miniture baseball bat.
Tom Frithed himself with a cricket bat handle.
by Peter Rutherford May 18, 2006
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fritos

Unattractive jacked-up toes on ones feet. ie, corns, hang nails, rusty, crooked, crusty, ugly, deformed, missing, funky or stankin' toes, or some other type of negative toe issue.
Yeah, baby was fine and all, but when she asked me to suck them fucked-up fritos -- I had to get up outta there!
by HuskyMiller November 27, 2006
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fritchy

A girl who is hard to get along with people and comes across as bitchy.It can be awkward. This person can be a snake.
I tried to be friends with her but she was just too fritchy.
by zarathepengting March 5, 2017
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Banana Fritter

a Banana Fritter is made when a man and a woman love each other very much, and she is like "hey honey, I want you to C in my A" and so he does, and since they love each other very much, they arnt using any condoms, and he doesn't pull out right away, because there is an obligatory 10 mins of post sex cuddle time that keeps women from complaining. The problem is he's had a long day at work, and he's kinda tired, so that 10 mins suddenly turns into a whole night. When he finally pulls out of her the next morning he finds his rod looking a lot like a fried and battered treat
Keep it in her ass too long and you'll get a total banana fritter
by Poetix March 27, 2011
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