grundle fondler

The grundle fondler Is a mystical fucking beast who fondles men’s dick

Man 1: Oh man...
Man 2: What’s wrong?
Man 1: The grundle fondler Attacked my dick!
Man 2: Oh Shit!!!
Man 1: Yeah, it was so fucking gay!
Man 2: You need a doctor!!!

by Grundle_My_Fundle November 29, 2018

Fonda, Ny

A place where incest is common. Everyone you know either has a neph-son, a sister-aunt, or brother/sister-cousins. Oh and beware of the red necks.

Oh man, I am never going to Fonda, Ny. Canajoharie is safer than this.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

Fomunda Cheese

Crud that collects/grows in the pubic area after not washing and keeping the area clean.

"I have some serious fomunda cheese!"
"Fomunda cheese? Where does that come from?"
"Fomunda my nuts!"

by Archie November 18, 2003

fondler

One who remains without a girlfriend and obtains great joy from feeling the girls of others. This fondling is not limited to only girlfriends, but all females remain potential victims. The touching may include all body parts, ranging from carressing the arm to just whispering in ones ear while holding the neck. It can take on many forms, including the drive-by fondle, fondle-and-run, drunken-fondle, or even the gang-fondle (which is optimal in crowded areas).

The fondler struck at the party and by 11:30 pm had claimed 23 victims.

by Shababwah Smoradee April 18, 2006

Fondling in a Bush

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place

Did you see those two fondling in a bush

Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i

by P u s s y slayer69 March 15, 2019

Flundergumped

Stupified, dumbfounded, flabbergasted

When you're hit in the head with a 2x4, you've done been flundergumped .

by Flundergumped April 22, 2016

Fonda Fair

The place in Fonda, Ny where incest-born rednecks gather around and watch ripoff NASCAR tournaments and pig slaughtering. The rides barely function, the ride operators are nothing but drug addicts, and you have it pay $5 to use the restroom. Oh and the food will give you explosive diarrhea for days.

c’MoN y’ALL lEtS gO tO tHe Fonda Fair. hEr heR dErRRrrrrRrrrrRrrrrr

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021