Foppe

The act of masturbating solely with the use of one's feet/toes

My hands were full but I managed to foppe furiously to those nude pics she sent me.

by Fishhonky August 26, 2018

floppy

a state of being where you are very out of it, but in a chaotic and silly way. Usually caused by being tired/working for too long. Can be both mental and physical (floppy movement)

“god, we were all so floppy by the end of that 5-hour rehearsal, Grace was rolling on the floor and Maggie couldn’t stop giggling at everything”

by s302937 March 2, 2021

downloading the floppy

Beating The Meat To Computer Porn

my dad was caught downloading the floppy.

by caleb1234567896321 August 2, 2007

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker

by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003

floppy

Also known as a relaxing wang, or one that is not erect

Hit her with the floppy, not the bona!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun May 24, 2003

floppy disk

A very simple portable storage device. It's probably among the best choices for use on sneakernet because it's easy to write to and requires no special software. It's far faster to write to a floppy than to burn a CD, and it's kind of a waste to put a few documents on a CD. Plus you can edit files on a floppy without having to re-burn. They are slowly being replaced by USB drives, but they have at least a few years ahead before they are officially obsolete. Floppies are far more durable than most of those Linux geeks say they are, as long as you don't dip them in bleach or something. You can drag your keys all across the outside of a floppy and it'll still work fine. Try THAT with a CD. They hold 1.44 megabytes with standard formatting and are about 3.5 inches square.

Me: I need a box of floppies.
Linux geek: What are those?
Me: FLOPPIES! You know? The little squarish plastic things!?
Linux geek: Umm...
Me: Damnit! Am I the only one that still uses these things?
Linux geek: I bet you use Windows. Linux is better.
Me: Oh, kiss my ass.

by Utz89 August 3, 2005

floppydickapotamus

A man possessing an unusually large, girthy penis, that while flaccid is suitable for knocking people unconscious when used like a sap.

John is a floppydickapotamus, he was swinging his dick around and almost gave me a black eye.

by Aingeal222 November 16, 2010