Fapprehensive

adj. (1) The fear of being caught fapping. The fear that someone near you is a fapper or fapping.

(1)My fear of being discovered jerking off makes me fapprehensive.(2) The person(s) calm attitude to touching themselves in public, makes me fapprehensive.

by Altur-Goldenmean August 14, 2012

fapetite

An insanly high apetite to fap

A: Oh, dude, oh got this sick ass fapetite coming BE RIGHT BACK!
B: Okey bro, fap good

by LarsTheHolyWankeh November 13, 2013

curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012

app fapp

1. the action of incessantly playing with a new app

2. playing with an app out of boredom

my boyfriend seriously app fapps on games

by Lady Dollface March 29, 2014

Google Fapping

Searching up fap material from Google to masturbate or jerk off to.

Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!

by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017

Fapper

Someone who pulls his wiener while thinking of a Caroline

Wow, that lazy guy is a real fapper!!

by LazyFapper January 28, 2012

Faped

Derived from "Facebook Raped". The cyber-crime of hacking into one's facebook and proceeding to update their status without their knowledge, usually in a humourous way (eg What's on your mind? - "I Eat Large Wang").

I totally Faped Kid Drordy the other day. His status was like that for days!

by Social Network Monster September 20, 2010