a two faced bitch is a female who yew think is your friend and yew tell her everything then her hoe ass goes around and tells everyone all yo cool-aid
i told paisley all my business think'n she would keep her big fat dick suckin lips shut but boy i was wrong she told just about the whole school and i wanted to beat her ass she is a two-faced bitch!!
by jellie96 January 6, 2010
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Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.
User1: DUDE! I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY STUFF!
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*
by reversethepolarity August 10, 2009
Get the facedesk mug.so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)
by lalalakissmyass September 14, 2005
Get the shit faced mug.1.To get so drunk that you are past the point of rat arsed, and begin to resemble a rat. ie. sniffing around on the floor, and lieing on the floor.
2.Exclamation of desire to have a good night.
2.Exclamation of desire to have a good night.
1.Woah did you see Sam last night?
Yeh he was totally rat faced wasn't he!
2.I am going to get so rat faced tonight!!
Yeh he was totally rat faced wasn't he!
2.I am going to get so rat faced tonight!!
by cornishsailor November 9, 2009
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Get the bare-faced lie mug.John: "Duuuuude. Last night I consumed a considerable quantity of ethanol. I mean I was totally shit-faced."
Kevin: "What the hell, man, there are kids around. Watch your language. Shit is a terrible word to say. For fuck's sake you inconsiderate cunt."
John: "Oh my bad, I mean fecal-faced. I was drunk as a skunk."
Kevin: "Word to your mother."
Kevin: "What the hell, man, there are kids around. Watch your language. Shit is a terrible word to say. For fuck's sake you inconsiderate cunt."
John: "Oh my bad, I mean fecal-faced. I was drunk as a skunk."
Kevin: "Word to your mother."
by Nicholas D June 19, 2011
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