Faceism

A state of mind in which the Faceist person is convinced that he hates a person for the way their face looks. The goal of Faceism is to elimnate the Undesirables and promote the DESIRABLES. Faceism often includes killing and mindless torture of those who have the UNDESIRABLES. Don't wory plastic surgery will only make your death more painfull. Faceist Groups generaly torture their victims by dunking their heads in boiling water then putting their face on dry-ice.

Leaders who employ Faceism try to eliminate the undesirables.

by North Mountain King April 16, 2009

Factioned

When you get completely jewed, or screwed out of something that was basically yours.

Baron: Shotgun that last piece of pizza
*Mom walks in and takes the last piece of pizza*
Baron: FUCK i just got Factioned

by Sneakers O'Tool May 24, 2010

Factishoist

The title for that one guy who knows a ton of random useless facts in most friend groups

Why does our group's Factishoist know so much about squid dicks?

by The Glocktopus September 20, 2022

Fantisipate

To have a fantasy about something that is about to happen.

The fisherman loved to fantisipate about catching the big fish.

by Wild Women of the Mountain October 15, 2008

faltising

False Advertising; when things are not actually as they seem.

After Kenny removed Karen's bra and discovered that she was flat-chested, he accused her of faltising with her padded bra.

by MVP6 January 2, 2010

Fartissue

A person who had a real issue with farting and seems to have no control over the problem.

"Oh my gosh...he has a total fartissue".

"Dude, like enough with you and your fartissue".

by kdcinsb October 7, 2010

factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.

The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.

by Mike November 3, 2012