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They even called me sir

When you are treated with absolute top notch/above and beyond level of service or hospitality. Implying that your treatment was so good and the cherry on top was being called sir.
They gave me their best table and a round of free drinks, they even called me sir !
by Tigerland19 October 20, 2022
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It's not even minty!

An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.
Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"
by Xav3ngedX August 9, 2012
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she didn't even leave me on read

A most depressing set of circumstances. Sadly there is no way to mend your mistakes. What is done is done. She saw that you wrote her something but didn't even check to see what it was.
Damn, she didn't even leave me on read. Time to sink deeper into depression and rebuild my self-esteem... eventually.
by Sojourner--- October 10, 2019
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A Series of Unfortunate Events

A Netflix series, movie and book series about three siblings who are chased around by an evil man named Count Olaf who wants to steal their enormous fortune. It is also the 2nd greatest thing ever created.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall today?
Person 2: No thanks, I need to watch Season 3 of A Series of Unfortunate Events and then binge watch the whole series again once I've finished it :) And then I also need to watch the movie and read the rest of the books.
by i dont need a username March 2, 2019
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It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.
by OmegaRook November 11, 2011
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you don't even know me

The default response used by someone who is confronted with a truth about themselves that they would rather not face.

This phrase is commonly used by addicts, those with low self esteem and just about anyone else whose biggest fear is that someone else will notice their problem and offer to help.

Using this phrase successfully pushes away anyone wanting to help, and the user ironically ensures that indeed, nobody will ever know them.

In another ironic twist, if someone you know well says this phrase to you, then it means either:

1) they've been lying to you about who they really are (in which case it's their own fault that you don't know them), or

2) they have suddenly and fundamentally changed in the few seconds prior to telling you that you don't know them (in which case they also don't know themselves).

However, the case is usually that they're unobservant, self-absorbed, don't like that you were so easily able to identify their issues and resent the fact that they are unable to pay attention to anything long enough to 'know' it. They assume that everyone else is like this too, which is why they seem so shocked when uttering this phrase.
"I think you've been ignoring your family and you should spend more time with them."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think your drinking is negatively affecting your performance at work."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think you should take a shower because you stink."
"You don't even know me!"
by Jerk Nowitzki April 10, 2008
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Evette

A Girl who is very out-spoken in a good way, Never afraid to speak her mind. She has the most awesome hair (long, or colored). But along with her hair she is super pretty. She is a good friend and will ALWAYS be there for you no mattered what. Getting on her bad side to hard to do. But if you do, you better watch yourself.
Girl: I need help, I need someone to talk to.
Evette: I will always be here for you.
by Sea-turtle August 13, 2012
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