Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003

Italian erection

an undescended testicle

Johnny was born with an Italian erection

by chokkadubie January 23, 2013

erection injection

Using an erect penis and sticking it in someone that looks as though they could use it to help ease the pain or make them feel better/good.

That chick looks pretty sad over there, I'd give her a shot of my erection injection and perk her ass right up.

by skankweasel October 6, 2016

Sacred Volcano Erection Effect

A temporary penile paralysis resulting from extreme sexual bewilderment and association of sacred reverence with female volcanic beauty, spiritual arousal and holy lava

- R: Sorry, just give me a minute...
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner beauty.
- N: Pfft.

by Nanochka October 14, 2021

Ejection Seat

a demeaning sexual position in which the female is thrown from the top bunk immediately after the male reaches climax

Nick: Dude i had this chick over the other night and i gave her the ejection seat and told her to leave before my girlfriend came back.

Phil/Chris: Youre my hero you italian stud!

by Phill, Chris and Nick June 26, 2007

Sensible Erection

To have an erection, but not aroused. One form of a sensible erection is morning wood.

Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you!

by JOKa August 22, 2003

penile erection

When a man (or shemale...arrrr PENIS) comes anywhere near contact with poonani or one who never gets any action just hears shakira. The British way to say, bonar

(in the background) Whenever.. wherever...
-Oh my god i have a huge penile erection! -Spooge-

by jesta :--> September 16, 2003