Dad Lore

Those stories of your dad's childhood that have your jaw on the floor. These are often unprompted.

Me: Hey dad, can we get some drinks?
Dad: You know, son, back in 1989 I had a girlfriend named Carol. We outran the police once because we used to steal alcohol from convenience stores.
Me: What the fuck
Dad: I had a buddy in the police force so we always got away with it. But sure, yeah, let's get some soda.
Me: I didn't need this dad lore, but thanks...

by .bloody November 02, 2023

dad nads

When ones ballsack starts to sag and droop due to old age.

Look at Mr. Smith's moose knuckle, his dad nads must hang to his knees!

by CaptainSasquatch December 28, 2016

Dad Jokes

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a father to his children.

Daughter: Dad, we should go back soon.
Dad: Why?
Daughter: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad!
Daughter: Shut up with the dad jokes, they aren't funny!

by PeanutbutterPenis November 21, 2013

Dad of the Year

A father who when taking his child to the swimming baths can't help but become overexcited. Such a man usually throws the child (and other children) around the pool, repeatedly splashes everyone and generally acts like an infant in his quest to prove he is the best, most fun father on the planet.

Lifeguard 1 (about to take over supervision of the pool): Anybody playing up?
Lifeguard 2: Nah it's cool man, just watch out for "Dad of the year" over there.

by Leisure Suit Larry August 27, 2008

Doorway Dad

What you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? It's Doorway Dad. He knows when you're awake, he knows when you're asleep. And he watches you masturbate. Beware!

I couldn't fap last night I was being spied on by Doorway Dad. :(

by Doorway Security November 03, 2009

Dad Band

A collection of middle aged to older guys with day jobs, putting on Hawaiian or Flame shirts and playing classic rock at the corner bar on Friday night. Bands that play Dad Rock, usually badly.

Greasy Bob's Bar and Grill features pull tabs, Karaoke on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and Dad Bands on Weekends; one and a half stars.

by GuitarCD October 17, 2017

koala dad

A male parent whose fostering style is warm, supportive, unpretentious, and aware.

My tiger mom told me this week I had to win the chess tourney, run for class president, rule the tennis team, and have my room ready for Architectural Digest, but my koala dad said let's just go get ice cream.

by panged April 12, 2015