kevs dance

Saint Kevins is a school in Pennsylvania. "Kevs Dances" are the most insane middle school dances in the country. Tons of kids, music too loud, cops, annoying as hell chaperones, and grinding, lots of grinding.

I love Kevs dances, cause I have an excuse to look like a whore!
Kevs dances are the best for hook ups!

by kaayy November 14, 2010

Dances With Smurfs

James Cameron's Avatar, so called for the following reasons:
1) Near enough the same scrpit as dances with wolves
2) The Na'vi look kinda like smurfs from the 80's cartoon series

1: Dude you coming to the cinema tonight?
2: What you going to see?
1: Dances with smurfs
2: Meh i think i'll give Avatar a miss

by Runs with Eagles January 22, 2010

USB Dance

The act of flipping over the end of a USB device again and again to make it go the right way into a USB port. The longer the dance (i.e., any more than 2 flips), the dumber one appears.

I just watched my boss do the USB Dance with his flash drive for OVER A MINUTE trying to fit it into his computer. It was seriously was the highlight of my day.

by Oatmeal raisin the dead June 11, 2010

Tiny Dancer effect

(N.) The ability to get every single person within earshot to sing along to a particular song whenever said song is heard, sung, or hummed. Derived from the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer." Other famous examples include "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Carry On, My Wayward Son," and the Super Mario Bros theme song.

The Tiny Dancer effect is put to use:

Serial killer: Any last words?

*Tiny Dancer starts playing*

Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...

by Myxamatosis May 14, 2010

collapse dance

Performances daily at gentlemen's clubs of economics and monetary policy throughout the developing world. Left unchecked, this testosterone driven, trillion dollar two-step is virtually guaranteed to crash our global economy by the end of the decade.

Mike: "I'm beginning to get that bad boy urge for a collapse dance."

Jim: "Well, next month we're shorting gold."

Mike: "Yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin' about!"

by CreditDefaultSwap April 8, 2011

coffin dance

the upbeat tik tok music that everyone listens to

wait- coffin = dead = silence.
coffin dance - upbeat!?
like if you thought this

coffin dance is a bunch of officials carrying a coffin

by hhstar moonlight May 27, 2020

highschool slow dance

A boy and girl highschooler holding each other close and swaying slowly back and forth.

Prom was fun. but i was hoping for more exciting dancing. there was nothing but the typicall highschool slow dance.

by LordArcher January 27, 2007