Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

craptop

a sad exuse for a laptop

person 1:look at that little laptop its sooo cute
person 2: you mean that craptop

by beasties31 November 25, 2009

Cryptard

Someone who thinks they know Cryptocurrencies and Assets, but know fuck-all. Generally, someone who has been in crypto form 1 day to 20 weeks only, but who are pig headed and ignorant mental pygmies.

Usually easy to detect as they will be forthcoming about their investment in Ripple (XRP) , BitConnect (BCC) as well as other ShiteCoins and DigitalDogShit.

Other methods of exposing cryptards are, if you say anything bad about Ripple (or in future, Stellar Lumens, or in the past, BitConnect) you will quickly get set upon by all the cryptards in the audience.

E.g. For exposing this truth, this definition will receive a lot of down-votes like a youtube video exposing the non-Crypto ShiteCoin......all of these down thumbs are by cryptards.

OK, fine, invest in that ShiteCoin Cryptard. Same time, same place next week; or will you be at home crying about your losses?

No, Ripple is not and never will be more decentralised than BitCoin or any CryptoCurrency; at least give me some rationale behind your delusions you total fucking cryptard.

Sure, Verge is better than every other mineable Privacy coin....you complete cryptard.

Oh yea, you are right you fucking cryptard, TRON will go to the moon with the 100BILLION coins, how fucking cryptarded are you?

by Dingus McFlaggan May 9, 2018

cryptopsy

A brutal death metal band from Canada.

"Next on the Headbanger's Ball is a video from Cryptopsy."

by Bob October 22, 2003

cryptorchid

A developmental defect marked by the failure of the testes to descend into the scrotum.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Crypticism

Being cryptic and cynical simultaneously.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."

by John Sturtevant April 11, 2007

cryptothanxin

kickin' babies in the face at the festival of books while eating corn with salt and chili pepper (nom nom).

Denise: Hey, how was your weekend?
Christina: Oh pretty good, I was just cryptothanxin with my friends.

by babykicker April 29, 2009