Crotch whistle

Applying tampons when queefing

Onee. my girlfriend crotch whistled while applying a tampon

by Ajobcg April 5, 2021

crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005

Crotchbutter

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.

After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"

by mulva69 July 26, 2009

Crotch Awning

The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.

Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!

by newyorkkk November 29, 2011

friendzone crotch

Blue balls that you get after just being friendzoned by a girl who may or may not have been ontop of you at the time of the friendzoning.

Man, I was just about to get nailed by Christie, but then she saw my tiny cock and said we should just be friends. Now I have friendzone crotch!

by ooplesandbanoonoos August 18, 2012

crotch throb

The involuntary pulse and/or muscle spasm in the vagina that occurs when a woman is in need of some penal penetration.

oh girl, I haven't had sex in three years and i think i caught a case of crotch throb.

by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

Crotch Maven

A person, male or female, who is an expert in matters pertaining to the genital region of the human body, particularly regarding sexual concerns. Can be used in a derogatory fashion or to compliment sexual prowess.

From Pavement's "Here":

"Let's spend our last

Quarter stance randomly

Go down to the outlet once again

Painted portrait of minions and slaves

Crotch mavens and one night plays

Are they the only ones who laugh "

by summerbabe33 October 30, 2011