1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.
2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire
2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire
by bighairyotter June 22, 2020
Get the Wittenham Clumps mug.A social clumping refers to people's tendency to clump in groups. This may be tied back to our evolution, in which staying in groups or tribes was necessary for survival.
"It's so weird Gavin, every morning you and your friends make a clump! I've decided to call it social clumping"
"Oh my goodness Vivian you're so right as always!"
"Oh my goodness Vivian you're so right as always!"
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Get the gloria clumps mug.So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
Get the Misery Loves Cumpoony mug.When he drinks pineapple juice in advance knowing that he will soon be given a blowjob.
Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Sara: "Phil, why are you drinking so much pineapple juice today?"
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."
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