Brightness

The coolest button ever on the Apple Display. The brightness button can fix computer problems, cure cancer, and break ice. It is the only solution to every problem in the world.

**akward silence**
Person 1:BRIGHTNESS!!!!!
Person 2: AWWWW YEAH SON!!

by Fuhtuhwuh Productions April 3, 2009

Briga-

A prefix associating otherwise unrelated words to the magic and wonder that is Brigadoon by Alan J Lerner. Most often heard in areas of suburban Connecticut.

"Did you paint those rocks yet? No? Well get it Briga-done!"

"Why did he use Vaporub? That's Briga-diculous!"

"I Briga-sent a message to the Briga-cast to Briga-tell them the Briga-rap would be performed at the Briga-party, but I Briga-forgot to reschedule the Briga-strike."

by Archie Beaton May 18, 2009

Spandex Brigade

Overly serious cyclists. These people can be seen on racers, sometimes in packs. So called because of their penchant for wearing spandex shorts and tops while cycling around. The Spandex Brigade are known for their flagrant disregard for traffic lights, signalling, one way systems and a plethora of other traffic laws they feel they are above.

I was trying to cross at a set of traffic lights in the city and nearly got run over by the Spandex Brigade as they ran through a series of red lights.

by JoeDredd May 25, 2015

bright moment

n. something extremely pleasurable, resulting in elation and ecstacy

"Bright moments..... is like makin' love to a moonbeam." - Rahsaan Roland Kirk
"Bright moments to all."

by Shade of Blue September 28, 2004

PC Brigade

Left wing Do-gooders who believe that any diversion from their infantile world view should be countered not with reasoned debate or compromise, but with ad hominen attacks. Typically they silence discussion with epithets such as "racist", "sexist" or "homophobe" because they know that they would not survive long in a fair debate using Facts and Logic.

In the UK in the nineties, the rise in cases of HIV was mainly due to African immigrants diagnosed once they had arrived. Doctors tried to bring this to the attention of the health authorities but were called racist by the PC Brigade and forced to spin the story that it was due to unsafe sex by promiscuous britons, so failing to tackle the problem.

by R. Mcnaughton August 9, 2007

sarah brightman

The ex-wife of Andrew Lloyd-Webber and the original Christine from Phantom of the Opera.

Still a lovely lady, Sarah has carved quite a place for herself in pop, classical music, and crossover. Among her hits have been Con Te Partiro, with Andrea Bocelli, whose career soared because of her (Andrea had limited success with Con Te Partiro, and Sarah was enchanted when she heard him on the radio and she offered to record it with him as a duet, which they did.). Her Albums include Timeless/Time To Say Goodbye, Eden, and La Luna.

Truly an "Angel of Music", her multi-octave crystalline soprano graces her music and she often dances at her concerts, having taken dance/ballet for years. To top it off, she has lavish sets at her concerts. A true artist, she could teach Britney Spears a whole slew of things... if Britney were smart enough to learn.

"In the past, I always used to be looking for answers. Today, I know there are only questions. So I just live." -Sarah Brightman.

by Lorelili March 23, 2005

Double Briggsy

A homosexual act in which two men stand facing each other and roll the same rubber onto both erect cocks. They then violently agitate the rubber-encased twin saveloy until both queens have emptied their sacks. Named after Briggsy, the famous art guy and co-author of The Joy of Gay Sex.

Faggot: My hobbies are painting,ironing and doing the Double Briggsy.

by Colin Cummerbund September 14, 2006