God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.
Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!
by Jesus Christ April 30, 2004
Get the God Bless America mug.

Houdini Mixed Blessing

Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.
"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"
by The farmsdale J-boy July 01, 2006
Get the Houdini Mixed Blessing mug.

Dab Bless You

The act when some one sneeze and they hit the dab
Dj Khaled *sneeze* Rick Ross "Dab bless you" Dj Khaled " Thank you and Bless up
by Damon Gucci Man Dunn January 02, 2016
Get the Dab Bless You mug.

God Bless America

A sub-genre of films released in the aftermath of September 11th 2001, featuring heroic American troops overcoming "terrorists" and various "evil-doers" in the fight for "freedom". See Black Hawk Down. This has also passed over into computer games with the release of America's 10 most Wanted.
God Bless America films are being used to brainwash the American public.
by Snake March 07, 2005
Get the God Bless America mug.

blessed from the front

Your face is hot and your boobs are huge but you have a cute small butt.
Damn girl, you're so blessed from the front you don't even need a booty.
by girlsloveme222 August 19, 2017
Get the blessed from the front mug.

bless it from behind

Let me hit it in the back and watch me bless it from behind.
by Dab a Ranch May 04, 2017
Get the bless it from behind mug.

Bless Your Bones

Bless your bones is a phrase where you want to bless someone right down to the core of your bones.
Daisy : "I feel really sick!"
Charlotte: "Aw, bless your bones."
by Skeleton Fred January 21, 2017
Get the Bless Your Bones mug.