orange bastard

fan of glasgow rangers fc ........the huns

ya dirty orange bastard ye, yer an animal

by henrik November 2, 2003

rat bastard

A despicable person.
Someone easy to hate, usually for a good reason.
It is normally related to either extreme personality flaws or actions commited counter to human decency.

"What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?"
- Raoul Duke (HST)

by Vladicus March 14, 2005

Bastardous

(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.

Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.

Synonymous to Bastardly.

"Dude, you just tried to sneak a block lead into my coffee.....what a Bastardous thing to do."

by DuexTres March 31, 2009

Smug Bastard

Someone who always has an answer for everything and then puts on a 'told you so' face after proving their point in nearly all situations.

Husband "Can we move the boiler up to the loft so we can start renovations downstairs?"
Wife "No!"
Husband "My workmate Myles did it and said its the best way to do things"
Wife "Bet that Smug Bastard has a huge loft to walk around too!"

by Alfredo666 November 23, 2017

Lucky Bastard

1: A definition for someone that is getting something that other guys consider lucky and want

Sorry for short definition, ^^

Girl1: Oh my cat just got on my lap!
Guy1: Lucky Bastard

by Who what where and why? September 9, 2022

You Delicious Bastard

A colloquial term for a cigarette. Often used affectionately by addicted smokers.

"Cigarettes have finally killed me. Like they killed my father, my father's father, my mother's father, my mother and her father. I just can't seem to give the damn things up. I love them! Sweet...smoky...cigarettes.

*sigh* You Delicious Bastard!"

by deathmetalfan July 12, 2010

park a bastard

Used to describe the act of defecation.

I’ll be right back, just need to park a bastard.

by Ashurimitsu June 24, 2021