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Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023
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(Sound of autism)

A sound of autism can be called a word due to it beomg a universal sound for every possible feeling like happy (happy autism sound) or abngery (angry autism sound)
I really just feel (sound of autism) today fr fr
by 0zuzu0 September 15, 2023
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autism

aaleem hussain
shit up aaleem u probs have autism
by aaaallleeemm November 28, 2021
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Autism boiler

Any kid with the name Lawson
Lawson: pedo nonce

Me: autism boiler
by _.thedaddioo._ October 25, 2019
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mexican autism

I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>
I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism
by Antony C December 1, 2020
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Autism brother day

A serious developmental disorder that impairs the ability to communicate and interact.
Autism spectrum disorder impacts the nervous system.
The range and severity of symptoms can vary widely. Common symptoms include difficulty with communication, difficulty with social interactions, obsessive interests, and repetitive behaviors.
Early recognition, as well as behavioral, educational, and family therapies may reduce symptoms and support development and learning.
by Faith lee December 9, 2020
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Tangible Autism

Autism that can be measured and scaled physically.
Edwin: I just finished writing my 100 page thesis on why MLP is the most influential

Kelly: That's 100 pages of tangible autism
by Mokey Mouse April 15, 2021
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